THE MISADVENTURES THUS FAR

FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST JOINING US, or who have missed an episode, here is a list - with links - of all the Hollywood Misadventures from August 2009 to the present.

1. FADE IN BUNCH AND COLE

2. THE BLOND ALL OVER LADY & THE LION

3. JACK KLUGMAN AND THE KO KIDS

4. JACK KLUGMAN AND THE KO KIDS - PART TWO

5. WHAT'S THE STORY BOYS?

6. HOW TO STEAL A MILLION DOLLARS

6b. A JULY 4 MEMORY OF CHRIS BUNCH

7. THE SHARK THAT ATE BUNCH & COLE

8. STEN: THE FAST TURNAROUND CAPER

9. BUCK ROGERS IS A FATTY! ARDALA DEFINITELY ISN'T!

10. THE GALACTICA 1980 FIASCO

11. SUMMONED TO THE BLACK TOWER


12. THE CURSE OF THE BLACK TOWER

13. THE UNSINKABLE DOLLY BROWN

14: FADE IN: LORNE GREENE

15. MEATBALLS IN SPACE: THE LARSON-FUTTERMAN WARS

16. WE BURN THE SCHOOLSHIP

17. WE BURN THE SCHOOLSHIP PART: DEUX

18. LORNE GREENE RIDES TO THE RESCUE

19. DIE SCHOOLSHIP! DIE, DIE! OR, HOW VINCE EDWARDS SCREWED THE POOCH

20. THE BOXMAN COMETH

21. TOM SELLECK MEETS THE UGLIEST DOG IN HAWAII


22. IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' GREEN - JUST ASK THE INCREDIBLE HULK


23. SHOWDOWN AT THE INCREDIBLE HULK


24. LOU FERRIGNO AND THE HARLEY HULKOUT


25. THE HULK AT SEA - MANNY DODGES THE BULLET - AGAIN!


26. SKYDIVING HULK: OR, WHAT THE HELL TO DO IF LOU WON'T JUMP


27. BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE HULK

28. IRWIN ALLEN'S RECIPE FOR DISASTER


29. CODE DEAD: THE BEACH BALL COMETH


30. OF BEACH BALL BLUES AND FLYING FICKLE FINGERS OF FATE


31. THE TOWERING TOUPEE THROWS UP


32. THE HAWKS TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN


33. FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BEACH BALL


34. BOUNCING BEACH BALL PART # 2


35. LORNE GREENE NEVER SHOUTS - GOT THAT?


36. JULIE ADAMS: THE LADY EVEN MONSTERS FELL FOR


37. ANDY WARHOL'S FIRE EXTINGUISHER


38. WHY CLINT EASTWOOD OWES US BIG TIME


39. TOUPEES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

40. A JULY 4 MEMORY OF CHRIS BUNCH


41. STEN VS. THE SANTA ANA WINDS


42. ALEX KILGOUR IN HOLLYWOOD


43. WE SAVE FLIPPER FROM A TUNA CAN


44. IT COSTS MONEY FOR GOOD GARBAGE


45. THE MOVIE ROCK MOGUL


46. TOWTRUCK BOOGIE AND THE EATANTER


47. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE 'S' WORD


48. HOW WE STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE MOB


49. THE FBI ONLY RINGS ONCE


50. THE NEIGHBORS ARE SCARING OUR WEREWOLF


51. THE SILVER BULLET SANCTION


52. TWO AMERICAN WEREWOLVES IN BRIGHTON


53. KILLING PEOPLE IS FUN


54. CHUCK CONNORS KISSES THE RING


55. SCREWED BY THE MOUSE, OR MICHAEL EISNER AND THE SEVEN PI$$ING DWARFS


56. JOE PISCOPO AND THE BEACH POLICE


57. BAD BOY BOBBY BLAKE


58. BAD BOY BOBBY BLAKE: PART DEUX


59. A HOLLYWOOD CHRISTMAS


60. THE MISADVENTURES THUS FAR


61. CHRIS BUNCH VS STEVEN SEAGAL


62. DUMB IT DOWN, BOYS


63. BUNCH & COLE MEET BILL FRIEDKIN AND THE DEA


64. DANCING WITH A NAKED LADY WHILE WATCHED BY GUYS WITH GUNS


65. TRACKING CARLOS LEHDER TO HIS LAIR


66. THE REAL STARS OF HOLLYWOOD


67. HOW MANY AGENTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW A WRITER?


68. HOW ROCK HUDSON (SORT OF)HELPED US GET AN AGENT


69. HOLLYWOOD SCREW-UP: WE LAND A PERFECTLY GOOD AGENT THEN BLOW THE DEAL


70. THE SHE-DEVIL WHO SCARED HELL OUT OF THE HIGHLANDER


71. HIGHLANDER TWO: IT'S JUST A FREE DAY IN LA


72. HIGHLANDER THREE: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!


73. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANA ROSS


74. CHUCK NORRIS NEVER BLINKS. NEVER!


75. THE BIG RIPOFF - HOLLYWOOD STYLE


76. HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD


77. STEN IN HOLLYWOOD: THE NEXT TO THE LAST MISADVENTURE

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The MisAdventures began humbly enough - with about 2,000 readers. When it rose to over 50,000 I started listening to those of you who urged me to collect the stories into a book. Starting at the beginning, I went back and rewrote the essays, adding new detail and events as they came to mind. This book is the result of that effort.  However, I'm mindful of the fact, Gentle Reader, that you also enjoy having these little offerings posted every Friday to put a smile on your face for the weekend. So I'll continue running them until it reaches the final Fade Out.  Meanwhile, it would please the heart of this ink-stained wretch - as well as tickle whatever that hard black thing is in my banker's chest - if you bought the book. It will make a great gift, don't you think. And if you'd like a personally autographed copy you can get it directly through my (ahem) Merchant's Link at Amazon.com. Click here. Buy the book and I will sign it and ship it to you. Break a leg!

THE STEN COOKBOOK & KILGOUR JOKEBOOK

Two new companion editions to the international best-selling Sten series. In the first, learn the Emperor's most closely held  cooking secrets. In the other, Sten unleashes his shaggy-dog joke cracking sidekick, Alex Kilgour. Both available as trade paperbacks or in all major e-book flavors. Click here to tickle your funny bone or sizzle your palate.